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me too my desk [Feb. 1st, 2008|02:05 pm]


Magical, no? I manage the workshop so I get to look through a window at all of them, like a zoo.


Here is a closer look at my picture of Chris. Kate took this at New Years. AWWW.



Here is a close up of my coffee cup. No one else uses it. The other side says "just hangin'"



Here is a close up of a doodle I drew. I feel it sums me up. She is saying "How do they stand the fivolity?"


And this is my funny cartoon. It also sums me up- and everyone I know.
If you can't read it:
The dog comes in and says "Hiya, Bucky! What's up?"
And then the cat says "UP!...up...UP!"
The next panel the cat says "When you live in an apartment building, even reaching up for the heavens can land you in a toilet."
In the last panel the dog is saying "pardon?"
And the cat is saying "Shhh. I'm writing down what I said."

Hilarious
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(no subject) [Nov. 30th, 2007|04:58 pm]
 R.I.P Evel Knievel

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/30/obit.knievel/
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the work place and many more [Nov. 16th, 2006|04:35 pm]
Uh Oh
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What is going on? [Nov. 7th, 2006|01:32 pm]
Why is everyone going on and on about voting? Can I now call into America's Next Top Model? Am I missing something? I am sure I am not missing anything. Happy voting.
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This is the funniest thing I will see all day unless someone falls down [Nov. 3rd, 2006|02:46 pm]
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1715915
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okay people [Nov. 1st, 2006|02:13 pm]
It is going to be okay but just to let you know.
I am depressed.
God this never happens to me.
What should I do?

***Update***
I went to the ice cream store and they were all out of ice cream. All they had left were pine cones, and who wants to eat a pine cone?
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some where in the after I will break out the trig [Aug. 25th, 2006|01:18 pm]
Breakfast on the bridge which I do not stop for, don' t want to lose momentum
the worst asthma attack I have had since I was fourteen steps in
(I refuse to carry around an inhaler, I always have)shocking I know I know
and still no one passes me except on the way down, I am (sort of) okay with that
I stay in third gear all the way up today even though it hurts- how can I ever expect to go all the way  up in fourth and then fifth and then sixth and then seventh if I can't make it in stupid motherfucking third
I berate myself for not being stronger  call myself a name or two  question my validity to live
maybe I should wear a helmet now, I am faster more assured, now I am contending with traffic at speeds higher 
I could really get hurt
something to think about
"am I worried about messing up my hair?" oh god please do shut up I am not you
I am not you today, maybe I am me
how do I describe that helmets feel like they are sinister and closing in on my head, not saving the things inside
I hope that is not sad later
I am pretty leisurely at times, until I get passed
starting to not think about the front tire coming off as I speed side by side with the train on the way down
I can hear now when a car is bearing down on me, without looking I know
howeva that gimbal was a bit more wicked than I intended
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saddest [Aug. 23rd, 2006|12:48 pm]
Yesterday sitting waiting at the vet Chris and I saw pretty much the saddest thing you can see. Not the grossest. The saddest. A young couple came from the back-the wife was choking back tears as she walked through the waiting area. The husband walked right next to her-his hand on her back-in his other hand holding the empty cat carrier. As they got out on the street she started to sob and he put his arm around her.
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I don't use links enough [Aug. 16th, 2006|05:39 pm]
So very cool.
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five point deduction for battle club royale [Aug. 16th, 2006|12:51 pm]
The memory of you is so distasteful. I threw away my toothbrush.
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some of you care others not so much [Aug. 8th, 2006|01:19 pm]
I had a dream last night. In my dream I went to bed with three perfect dreams tightly clutched in my hand. In my dream I woke up three times during the night and picked out the next dream to dream. I remember actually waking up three times during the night inbetween the dreams. I picked all the dreams- saving the sweetest one for last. I dreamt that when I woke up Chris was next to me and as he woke up he said "come here" and he took me in his arms. And when I woke up it happened.
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meez mall will not let me get rid of the parrot [Jul. 14th, 2006|04:16 pm]
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I am so played out [Jul. 14th, 2006|01:43 pm]
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in case you want to try out [Jun. 30th, 2006|01:02 pm]
Jun 29, 2006 4:29 PM
Subject: July 14th - Bout Announcer Auditions!!
Body: Think you are quick and clever enough to be an announcer at our bouts? Come test your skills at our announcer try-outs.

for more info or to sign-up please go to our website: www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com

Friday, July 14th - 5:30-9:30
@ the REPLAY store in Soho
109 Prince Street at Greene


Happy Hour drinks provided by PBR starting at 5:30.
Auditions start at 6:30!
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I make my move [Jun. 29th, 2006|01:09 pm]
okay

Who wants to be my netflix friend? I have 500 movies in our queue. I got it all people.
Fame, money, power, chic movies, the special features disc of King Kong, French documentaries filmed with replics of cameras from 1895, The One.

Come on. Smells good right?
Send me an email to my work adress. I will add you.
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floating in the sundown [Jun. 1st, 2006|01:01 pm]
I sent my best friend from high school our wedding photos.
And she wrote back-
Your babies will have beautiful smiles.
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the cat on Sabrina never does this [May. 22nd, 2006|12:34 pm]
at some point early this morning I realized I was on the danger side of the bed
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I am not here to make friends! [Apr. 26th, 2006|11:46 am]
I am here to win!
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I do not feel alone [Apr. 19th, 2006|11:46 am]
Do you ever just wake up and feel the spirit of Whitney and Bobby moving through you?
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and [Apr. 18th, 2006|12:50 pm]
I just cleaned up a coffee stain off the counter that looked like a penis...
and I thought of you...
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